Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Random Thoughts From a Random Guy #7: Ask this Man




There’s nothing the Brown Cary Grant loves more than lists... except lists about beautiful women.

So you can imagine my joy when AskMen.com released their annual Top 99 list. After carefully reviewing the list, one thing is for sure; it'll definitely spark debate around the watercooler.

After each girl's name appears her rank on the list. Here are the highlights:

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Jenna Fischer (98)- Everyone’s favorite introverted secretary is no longer America’s best kept secret. The ranking is also pretty fair considering the fact that she's only a supporting actor and that –let’s face it- part of her sex appeal is derived from the character she’s playing. Good job AskMen!


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Maria Sharapova (74)- She’s got an amazing grass court game and she did land Andy Roddick, but that’s not enough to warrant this high a spot on the countdown. Her appeal is limited to sports fans, and unlike her countrywoman Kournikova, she could never hack it in the world of professional modeling. Sorry AskMen, but you dropped the ball on this one.


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Gwen Stefani (55)- Maybe I’m biased here, considering that she was my childhood crush, but I’m feeling hella good about this one. (She sang a song called "Hella Good." Get it? Yeah, that was lame. Whatever, she’s fine.)


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Keira Knightley (39)- Usually I like a girl with supple endowments, but there is something about Keira. Considering that she’s a great interview and she was robbed for "Atonement," I think AskMen should’ve made it up to her by giving her a spot in the top 20. Let’s hope they don’t let us down next year.

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Keira Knightley Topless Kiss - These bloopers are hilarious
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Kelly Brook (34)- I know I should be angry with AskMen for putting the Axe Body Spray girl ahead of so many women who have done more in their careers, but I can’t be angry. Have you seen Kelly Brook? Seriously, Google her right now if you haven’t. You’ll thank me.

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Kelly Brook Beach Scene - The most amazing videos are a click away
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Gisele Bundchen (16)- I have always believed that you can tell a lot about a man by how he feels about Gisele Bundchen. She’s the ultimate butta-face! I guess they were putting more emphasis on the body than the face…oh well.


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Jessica Biel (7)- Definitely the only Jessica who deserves to be on the countdown. She’s got curves and a budunkadunk to rival Vida and J. Lo, not to mention she’s prettier than they are. I just hope she’ll start making better movies. I’m having a hard time convincing my friends that I saw "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" because of the razor sharp dialogue.


Jessica Biel Gets Naked And Her Boobs Touched - Free videos are just a click away

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Katherine Heigl (1)- She looks like the kind of girl who might join the church choir or might give you a venereal disease. She’s got the old school glamour of Grace Kelly with the body of a Baywatch babe. She definitely deserved to be in the top ten, but she didn’t deserve the number one spot. At least Josh Kelly finally has something to brag about.


Katherine Heigl - The best video clips are here

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