Monday, June 30, 2008

PRIDE Be Damned


"They could have any other day...they could be all gay any other day. God, I used to like gay people; why do they have to do this to me on my day? Why does it have to be my day?! Why? Why? Why?!"

-Thirty-something birthday girl complete with sash and tiara tearfully complaining as Gay Pride Parade on 5th Avenue obstructs her path to bar.


"Uh, excuse me honey, you're blocking my path,"

-Approximately 6'8 (in heels) 'Beauty Queen' adorned in glittery gold and pink charmeuse and robe.

"Oh, and shut the fuck up."

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