Friday, October 17, 2008

Real Men Love Talking... About Their Vaseline


Former Giants DE Michael Strahan and Phillies 2B Chase Utley extoll the virtues of Vaseline Men:





Obviously commercials aren't about realism, yet how exactly is the idea of two grown ass men sitting in a locker room awkwardly talking about lotion and petroleum jelly supposed to get sports fans' excited about Vaseline for Men?

Maybe Chase Utley's wide stance will help us out:








Or maybe not. At least the Manning brothers passed on this one. Imagine the gruesome possibilities:

"Hey Peyton, how do you keep your skin looking so good and smooth?"

"Well, I'll tell you little brother Eli..."

(Reaches for vaseline under jock strap)



Urgh.

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