Thursday, October 2, 2008

That's What He Said


Coffee in the conference room:

My boss: "You guys don't think I'm like that Michael Scott guy from the Office, right?"

(Awkward silence)

"See, Mary (his wife)? I told you they don't think I'm obnoxious. Besides, I'm funnier than that guy, right? And better looking, right?" (Pause) Looks right and left then launches into bad Rodney Dangerfield impersonation: "No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect...hahahahaha"

(Long pause)

Boss' wife: You're an ass.

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