Thursday, November 6, 2008

Airbrush, Schmairbrush

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So some people are accusing you of benefiting from a little airbrush love. Big whoop.

I love ya Kate Winslet, as much as a girl who wanted to be you in Titanic could ever possibly want to, but please, just keep acting your ass off and stop with this self conscious "I used to be a fat girl" talk. Yes, everyone was an ugly ducking, and everyone's insecure and everyone's a perennially critically acclaimed film actress...wait, they're not? Then please let it go.

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Oh, and could you please stop taking your clothes off in almost EVERY movie, please? It's not enough that we have to convince our gentleman callers to see your movie, but to eventually end up knowing that sometime during that evening he's going to be imagining your pristine porcelain bum instead of my deflated derriere? It's not fair.

Oh, and you're really pretty and I like you. Thank you.

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