Monday, November 3, 2008

Rub One Out Presidential Style

In an effort to encourage the masses to vote, Babeland sex shops in New York and Seattle are giving away free gifts!

"Stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, we’ll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. It’s because we value voting that much. Sex toys for voting, only the satisfaction of having helped ensure your country’s future can be better than that."

Now in addition to my free coffee from Starbucks, free donuts from Krispy Kreme,  and my free ice cream from Ben and Jerry's , I can get either a Silver Bullet, a compact mini vibrator, or a Maverick Sleeve, a penis sleeve.

Democracy has never been so rewarding and delicious.

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