Monday, December 8, 2008

When I grow up, I wanna be a 9 year-old who can talk to girls or Kids Bang the Darndest Things


How to Talk to Girls is the greatest love life advice book written by a nine year-old ever in the history of the universe.

Seriously. He runs this shit:


See suicidally depressed social anxiety sufferers? It's just that easy. Now just transform into a cute nine year-old boy and maybe, just maybe in nine more years, that little Eskimo kiss will turn into something more.

Or not. That's why alcohol was invented.

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