Thursday, January 8, 2009

Leave Kate Plus Eight Alone!


Haters need to step off and leave our beloved Kate Gosselin alone. You try pushing eight human beings out of your vagina in this economy and not try using an exploitative reality show to help pay for ridiculously huge child raising costs.

And so what if the whole show is probably a complete and total fabrication used to exploit cuteness and an unrealistic familial dynamic that sexually promiscuous ladies like me secretly fantasize about while making sure no semblance of life could possible form in our kitty caverns?


Cue video montage addressing Gosselin family rumors set to Lindsay Lohan's "Rumors":



Done and done. Now if you excuse me, I have a lot of non-childrearing to do.

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