Friday, January 30, 2009

People aren't racist. Alcohol makes people racist. Or something


See people? People aren't naturally racist. Alcohol makes people racist (except that Mel Gibson dude; he's totally racist), even 60 year old Connecticut Superior Court judges who refer to other African American police officers as "Mister Negro Washington." And no white people (or at least FOX), this does not mean you're allowed to say it.

We may supposedly be in a "post-racial world" and you may have memorized this whole routine...

...backwards and forwards, but no, you are not allowed to slip "the Itis" into your water cooler vernacular. Not ever. In public. Or without Tracy Morgan's permission. At least.

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