Friday, February 20, 2009

6 Hour Power is like 5 Hour Energy, just with an extra hour of dickishness


In our hyperkinetic, energy crazed society, I understand the desperate need for alternatives to the standard, boring old cocaine and coffee to get you through your day. But the hell is this? Is 6 Hour Power so good it makes men want to pleasure themselves in the privacy of their public workplace? Is this supposed to make men watching go, "Oh shit that chick is hot" and "Haha, it looked like he was jacking, but he wasn't, so I should totally buy me some of that shit!"

Oh men and your need for stereotypical superficial simplicity, how can you be so...awww, puppies!

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