Friday, March 6, 2009

Breakfast of Champions


Hey, I get it. You're in a rush, bombarded with work, no time for having a decent, healthy breakfast; not everyone can just sit down and take the time to eat something remotely real food-like, like a oatmeal, fruit or a homemade breakfast sandwich of frozen waffles, eggs, cheese, and bacon lumped on top of each other just like mom used to make when she lost all ability to instill any semblance of human dignity and self respect within you.

My morning venti black coffee and sugar free Red Bull combo suddenly doesn't sound so bad. Kinda.

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