Monday, March 9, 2009

Forced Manners


(Inside of a Best Buy on a Saturday afternoon looking for a copy of Burn After Reading for a birthday present while a gentleman in a plain white baseball cap and bright sky blue t-shirt approaches.)

"Ay!"

Continues focused on finding DVD.

"Ay!"

Looks up.

"Ay?"

Quizzical look.

"Ay, I'm not from around here; I'm from Canada."

Long awkward pause.

"I'm just saying Ay."

Continued silence.

"Could you just say 'ay'?"

Pause. "Okay. 'Ay.'"

"Thank you. That wasn't so hard was it?" (Walks off inaudible muttering except for "asshole.")

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