Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hump days are Mondays trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead

Trying to get a 26 year-old woman (with actual self respect) to put her hand on 'it' on your first date with her at a movie theater, seriously Mr. Hedge Fund Manager Guy? Really? Has the maturity of the dating process really regressed that badly since I've last been single? Did you really expect to get some action while watching the Brothers Bloom? Ack.

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