Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dexter Season 4 trailer

New Dexter Season Four promo:



Monday, July 20, 2009

Project Runway finally bridges the gap between self absorbed fashionistas and lovers of battered middle aged housewives

After the fairly impotent past few seasons of our once adored (now mostly non-plussed) Pro Run, Das Klum, the Gunn and Co. return with this... pretty much the exact same show it's always been except now in Los Angeles, with the same cavalcade of fashion icons/US Weekly cover of the week judges (there's hope for you yet, Kate Gosselin!), and now with the added bonus of seeing the 'show within the show', watching the runway models, to paraphrase Das Klum,"Walk the walk and actually see if they're capable of human speech, er, talk!"

To wit:
  • Project Runway is back
  • It's in LA
  • Lindsay Lohan maybe has better judgment with fashion than she does with choosing scripts?
  • ProRun's Models of the Runway finally reveals an original show about models being the horrible human beings we've always hoped them to be... for the rare breed of fashion reality show fan who somehow has never heard of America's Next Top Model
  • Viewers will no longer be saddled with the arduous task of pressing a button to change the channel from their beloved Reba marathon
  • Das Klum is having another kid? Seal FTW

And America wins. I think.


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Zooey Deschanel: Faux-Indie Heartbreak


Somewhere while traversing the complicated land of physical objectification, a young adolescent publicly lauds the "realness" of an understated, yet overexposed beauty's ability to encompass every aspect of the flannel intelligentsia fantasy; noting her multifaceted artistic ability and her realistically unrealistic every-woman aesthetics, denying struggles in being able to easily name a successful independent work that actually conveys her dramatic expertise while discreetly consummating his relationship with the idealized indie archetype vis-à-vis a cold, sleek, cologne advert addled corporate magazine within the privacy of the family furnace room.

Young love in a sadness bowl.


Monday, July 13, 2009

Aziz Ansari's Raaaaaaaandy documentary

While the marketing behind the new Apatow helmed picture Funny People has been somewhat of a mixed bag (what with the whole putting out a trailer that details the entire movie and all) if there's one thing to look forward to, it's a supporting spot by our beloved Aziz Ansari as the character Raaaaaaaandy, a vulgar, ridiculous, yet still amazingly charming and hilarious stand-up in the backdrop of the Sandler/Rogen somberfest.

The jury may still be out on whether seeing the overexposed Rogen weeping it up next to a melancholy Sandler will be funny, but if Raaaaaaaandy is any indication of the supporting personalities in the film, it should be a fun ride all the same.


Thursday, July 9, 2009

How to Save Newspapers: Buy One Anyway

I'm presuming this is supposed to be an attempt at humor, but for those of us invested in the industry, it just seems ridiculously sad. And not funny. And sad. But mostly not funny.


Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Patton Oswalt's Big Fan


Patton Oswalt in a movie about a depressed, directionless New York Giants football fanatic.

Kind of like De Niro and Snipes in The Fan except not completely hilariously awful. Just sad. And funny. With one of New York's favorite blackest white guys, Michael Rapaport.



Monday, July 6, 2009

We'll Always Have Sexy



Sunday, July 5, 2009

The economy makes selling out cute

Ray LaMontagne's "Trouble" in a Travelers Insurance commercial. Awww. On two levels.


Saturday, July 4, 2009

A proper lady never fake orgasms before dessert

The Ugly Truth's Katherine Heigl is the Debbie Gibson to Meg Ryan's Britney Spears of fake movie meal orgasms.

Oh, yay.


Thursday, July 2, 2009

Sexy Sarah sets summer straight


America's loss is Runner's World's gain.


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